April 01, 2007

Professionalism!!

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I just came across a site! www.myheritage.com ..You upload a snap and site scans it n tells which celebrity you look like…n I came to know my face resembles with Alizee…lol.. n my crush (obviously a gal) looks like Zayed Khan.. It also gives the percentage.. So your’s truly looks 67% like Alizee…But let me clear three things to all of you havin diff taste(not straight)..
1) I am perfectly straight
2) I haven’t shaved since last month.
3) I don’t look like Alizee

We 'av exams 4m tomorrow.. but I haven't started studying for the very first exam.. Anyways..chuck it!! I know you haven't visited my blog for gathering information about my preps..n if you are my batch mate then too it doesn't matter ...as I am not among the ones whose CGPA you are constantly monitoring for getting a reason to study a lil bit more!! Exams 'av always been an adventure for me. It’s a question of passing with minimum effort..it proves u r a smart worker!! I believe in competing against myself.. n mind u!! I am getting better after every single module!! School days were the worst. I used to study before two months.. Board exams preps took one month (opportunity cost: a hot babe I was following since 6 months)..Engineering was one night stand!! n now I can bet I am de most insincere student (smart worker: my terminology) in our whole batch.. Why to study all de topics?? If you can pass the exam by attempting half of the paper!! Though I never completed whole of my syllabus during any point of my educational life.. but there is a difference..I managed to pass with a descent score yet.. but now it’s a different case..

Management is global fart!!
And you must know how to fart on every damn topic… if u are not attempting every single question or if you are putting your answers to the point.. that means you are incompetent!! You must know how to complicate the simple things and then to present ‘em in a manner which ‘ll give it a face of complex situation. This is the top management lesson!! This is the lesson which ‘ll earn your bread and ‘ll give you a reputation..

Fuck!! See even I am giving Gyan(fart)..

One more thing that I’av been observing here is the relationships.. Professionalism is the word they use!! Few days back one of my very good fren here described me what exactly it means.. He said “ When you ‘ll be working with any organization then you’ll watch there are guys who go through the simple route n then there are ones who shows exceptional growth.. It’s not like they are extraordinarily good at work or something.. they just act smart … they maintain good PRs with the concerned boss n they don’t consider anyone friend.. you ‘av to pull some one back to get ahead”. Then he explained the concept with some examples.. both of his ex-company’s n our college..

He was not wrong. I ‘av seen many such relationships here. You can’t say two people are friends if they pass 16 out of 24 hours together.. You can’t say two people are in love if they are having sex thrice a day.. But Best part is understanding!! There are couples who come out of their room (adjusting there fits)… with phone on their ears.. while talking to their gf/bf (permanent one.. )… guy goes to one corner ..gal on another…then again back to room.. no questions asked!! This is called professionalism!!

We often have discussion over this PR thngy..But...there is a problem with me.. I can’t talk just for de heck of it.. I just talk to those whom I like in some manner.. Its not like I’av any air of arrogance or I am shy or any such thin…but at least your frequency should match..I feel you always walk alone..then why to expect from others? You don’t take decisions with options starting with… if he/if she..

Yeah!! Few relations are worth.. n they are by your side irrespective of situations.. but they are not this hi/bye types professional PRs…


Sometimes I think .. I should also talk to few more guys in our batch.. make some so called PRs.. but then I think.. I’av some very good friends and …I am better this way only… life is good living at your own terms!!