ALIBAGH..............

So here m again….tried hard to stay away 4m this bloggin business… I want to study …haven’t studied a single page in this module n we have examz after 16 days… but I swear its not my fault….its all bcoz of manni bhai…he has gone 2 sleep n I don have ne book of mine…how cud he sleep at 4 a.m ??? If some1 needs book then??? He is so careless.. He even didn’t joined us to S P…won’t write de full name…okkk…P for palace….palace sounds nice…but s cud be anything…shanghai…sharon …sizzling ..nethin.. short forms r better when name is ...
Chaurangi Prasad (CP)
kali charan(k.c)…
I wanted to go2 Hawaiian shack but Guti said its very far…everytym we decide to go to Hawaiian Shack n most of de times we land to SP…

Reason: 2 beers are not enough for Joy n Hawaiian shack is not affordable more than once in a week’

*for old frens*- read SP as FKD n Hawaiian shack as Strokes …

yeah I was telling bout …Manni bhai…

he z lyk big brother to me…n I respect him a lot…but I noticed a change in his behavior in last few days …he has taken swear to quit playin age of empires n to drink only in weekends …its ok with AOE…he has conquered many territories n now he z king of a big state… …but wht bout booze??? How can some1 can take such immoral resolution…I mean wht bout de poor waiters?? Wht if SP went for downsizing of de organization..

Stoner says…

ORGNIZATION: Two or more people who work together in a structured way to achieve a specific goal or set of goals

Yours truly says

e.g. :

Organization: S P

No. of workers: 10-15 (they don disclose de real num ..may be because of taxes I think thats y kitchen z always closed)

Specific goal: To serve Truth (fir haath mein sharab hai sach bolta hoon mein)

So this is our responsibility as citizen of our proud nation that such social organizations should flourish…

Havin no other option left I m here again…n guess wht I m going to give my expert reviews about Casino royal and Dhoom-2 and comparison between Rimi Sen n Eva Green…..and Uday Chopra n Daniel Craig…

Rimi Sen: Total 11 dialogues including few single liners like hmmm… kaise??? Kahan??

Eva Green: Heard very few of hers…she z gorgeous enuf to distract my hearing ability..

Do u really think I am going to compare de two guys?? or movies??

I don’t like these critics…near bout every movie z not worth watching for them… I liked both de movies…but m not gonna write their reviews…it’s easily available in net n that too with expert tips like do’s n don’ts of Bond…n debate over Bond falling in love….

Actually I started writin with our Alibagh’s trip in mind but Manni Bhai’s deception has to be disclosed…

Yeah ..Alibagh.. As usual it was Tango’s plan … as usual it was night…as usual he wanted to leave in an hour… as usual it wasn’t weekend….as usual we had class next day…as usual I was de first1 to gt de invitation…as usual I didn’t took a second to say yes.. but he z writin CFA next week so I said(reluctantly) to plan after his exam…but I knew he’ll not listen to this logic…classes r never a prob for us…n night z de best tym to start ne journey…still remem Matheran’s trip.. actually that trip z source of inspiration for our adventurous n not pre-planned trips… empty local (rare site in mumbai xcept last few trains after 12), half an hour walk in jungle at 2 a.m. with an unknown man (who didn’t uttered a single word in whole journey) n a torch…heavy rain…beer cans…darna mana hai part-2….pandu’s planchette .. Tango’s horror stories...awesome…not going to write that story… somethings should remain secret…. ;))

This z one of de pic i clicked in tht trip..

Pandu,Harsha n Teku

Teku our third partner we knew will join….our first target ….Manni bhai ….tried hard to convince him…but he have excuse for every damn situation…that day’s excuse.. “I am tired enough to move”….but I believed him…I guess he had to fight for hours to win few new empires(AOE)…I have seen his dedication for winning wars..

Joy’s new passion z library….three weeks b4 his passion was SP but he z a changed(read boring) man now…but I know people change…SP z waitin for his comeback so are we…

JOY (old one)

NEW JOY

Harsha had to attend birthday party of Mimo’s mom…though Mimo n his paternal uncles(3)joined de gang but harsha didn’t…sorry to those who aren’t getting de complex relationship but as I said somethings are better left unsaid….Guti, ropes ,sarna n Bheema joined…wht??? Chicks ;) we never ask to chicks.. .no …no …not that!! We all are straight… u want to know reasons???

~ H is always silent n folks are classy :D~ begging ur pardon again but this coding was unavoidable….

Hired a sumo …started our journey at 11 in nite…. picked fuel(booze) to keep our spirits high…by 12 ..near Vashi we came 2 knw tht all de diesel pumps hv sm sorta strike tht day…neways…after an hour’s exploration .. finally found a pump n gt de tank refilled…our’s as well as sumo’s…didn’t remem much after a beer ,2 breezers n 4 pegs down my belly…but after an hour I remem sarna bhai was pukin… most of my batch mates are dumb n darpok types.. but sarna z one of de exceptions .. I lyk him n his cool attitude…sarna n mimo’s father (Mithun) r 2 guys who can compete me for low attendance.. I didn’t expected this puke thn 4m him…neways sometimes it happens….

Another thin I remem z Mimo(funniest creature in our clg) ,tango n ropes discussing sumthin very serious…I didn’t got wht was de topic but at times I felt Mimo was bout to cry...yeah…I remem ropes sayin “expectations shouldn’t be there”.n tango givin some good gd points too ….fine…I mean I too believe in wht Ropi said n generally Ropes n tango speak sensible things …but to Mimo??? I mean Mimo..this all wasn’t Mimo’s concern…I doubt he even listened to dere points…he started discussion with Mr X’s attitude 2wards him n he wanted some consolidations n words of sympathy but his target segment wasn’t correct…I mean tango n ropi…nah!!Gals r better for this sorta stuff!! Finally Mimo wasn’t able to digest de heavy stuff …n he himself quit de discussion…yeah for de sake of those who don know dese nick names n relations lemme try to xplain de relations…

Mimo: de naughty kid

Age: 21(looks like 21 acts like 12)

Passion: guitar

Mithun: Mimo’s father (not here in this story but for future references)

Age: 24(looks like 24 ...feels his maturity level as 53 ...n acts like 17)

Passion: comp games

Mummy: Mimo’ mom (divorced wth Mithun now happily livin wth Mimo’s new father)

Age: 24 (looks like 34 ...feels bout herself as 12)

Passion: I doubt if she has one

Mimo have 4 paternal uncles, 1 paternal aunt, no maternal uncles, three maternal aunts n at least 12 candidates as his new dad…Mimo loves her mom n maternal aunts n hates all de prospective dads …at a tym they all were a happy family n Mimo was happy too but one bright morning he saw everythin was over…neways…back to de story..

From the moment I listened to de plan …my imagination was filled with scenes of Ishq Vishq …I thought de journey to be of 3 hours but it was 3 am n there wasn’t ne glimpse of beaches… few of us felt hungry …n de only option available was a thella of “anda bhurji”..I don like anda bhurji at all but there wasn’t ne other option …n tht day I came 2 know how anda bhurji with 40 eggs is made…by tht tym we were in Alibagh ….then started de search of beach which lasted 3 n half hours…

Driver: So here comes de beach…. (pointing towards an area 4m where u can have a glimpse of sea if u don rotate ur eyes more than 45 degree)

Mimo: yo!!! yo!!!! It’s so beautiful….finally we arrived…

Teku: doesn’t look like a beach..

Bheema: I wanna pee!!

Guti: (pointing to a hotel): there z a swimming pool inside..We can drink there..

I : Where z de beach of Ishq vishq???

Tango being de one who had been to alibagh earlier …said let’s go2 some other place…

Driver reluctantly started de sumo again…..half an hour later …a diversion came with three turns… (Time- 3:30, road empty.. no one around to confirm which z de right turn..)

Driver: Which way??

Tango: This way..

Teku: That way…

Guti: doesn’t look like right way

Teku n Tango: how do u know??

Guti: Arabian Sea z in right side of India…

Highly impressive logic…hats off for u bro!!

15 Mins later……

I don remem de name of de beach…but plan was changed to go 2 another beach sum 15 km away…

didn’t find ne beach there too… except few ponds…Mimo was in mood to sit dere n play his guitar.. guti supported de logic to have some drinks…thnxz heavens.. Bill wasn’t passed by majority…finally we saw a board showin…. Murud-57 Km..

Tango:yeah..this was de beach I have been to last tym…we shud go dere only..

Every1:ok…(if mimo wudn’t have thrown de idea of pond site guitar session I doubt de sound of ok in unison)

An hour later-

Murud-2km

4 Mins later-

xxxxx(don remem de stupid name)-23 km

I - where z de fuckin beach???

No one responded…

I-where de hell z beach???

Mimo(wakes up n start shoutin)-yo!! Beach beach…

Mimo (next moment)-is beach other side… (lookin to his back)

Tango-there must be a bench in de middle of road…I still remem…

10 mins later-

Bheema: fuck u…how can be a bench in de middle of de road..

Tango: there z one…

Sarna bhai after 5 hours sleep finally wakes up n tells de driver 2 take left turn…

Tango: but there zn’t ne bench..

SARNA: I have been here last month…

Every1(except Tango who was still searchin de bench): then y de hell were u sleepin???

Teku: how can be a beach at de hill top…?

Guti:dere must be a slope later…

With god’s grace an aunty (age: 60 sumthin) with a dog comes ….

Bheema: Aunty is dere ne beach syd this way???

Aunty:kya??

Bheema:kya yahan kahin samundra ka kinara milega…

Aunty: (angry with bheem’s act of indecency who took aunty’s hearin prob as lingo prob) go straight n take left…

Thanks heavens Bheema replied thanks not dhanyawad…few laughing sessions on bheema’s shuddh hindi…

15 mins later-

Bheema: seems like aunty ne popat bana diya!!

Sarna: no this is the right way..

Tango: no…bench zn’t here…

Mimo:(tryin to play guitar but space not allowin him) no probz we can stay here n have fun..

Sarna: hey…look here comes de beach..

I swear juhu beach was 100 times cleaner as compared to that thin….smell of fishes was all I cud smell at 5 in morning…ishq vishq wasn’t shot in alibagh for a sure I thought…

Tango: see I knew beach was smwhere near bench in de middle of road…not here

Sarna: this z de only beach..

Guti (to driver):u have been here 4 times??

Driver :( smiles) sahab ab itna kahan yaad rehta hai

I felt like to slap him…neways …after 15 mins discussion it was decided we’ll go n have some drinks at a bit cleaner place n when some good souls(those who wake up early in morning) will be dere to show us de way then we’ll move……

Leavin de rest of de story that how we reached there…just telling u after an hour we were there n finally we didn’t found ne bench on de middle of de road…but de place Tango was telling was de same…reason for de bench thin tango later remembered …there was some pooja n all de day he came…so may be that’s y bench was in de middle of de road…..

But now I think that overnight journey was worth travellin 2 come 2 dat place….awesome!!!!!!!! I mean dere are no words to describe de beauty of the beach….

BHEEMA!!!

GUTI....

TEKU...

BHeema n Tango(i don thin u'll find ne prob in identifyin who z BHEEMA n who z TANGO)

Tango , Ropes n Sarna...

Yours Truly...