ALIBAGH..............

So here m again….tried hard to stay away 4m this bloggin business… I want to study …haven’t studied a single page in this module n we have examz after 16 days… but I swear its not my fault….its all bcoz of manni bhai…he has gone 2 sleep n I don have ne book of mine…how cud he sleep at 4 a.m ??? If some1 needs book then??? He is so careless.. He even didn’t joined us to S P…won’t write de full name…okkk…P for palace….palace sounds nice…but s cud be anything…shanghai…sharon …sizzling ..nethin.. short forms r better when name is ...
Chaurangi Prasad (CP)
kali charan(k.c)…
I wanted to go2 Hawaiian shack but Guti said its very far…everytym we decide to go to Hawaiian Shack n most of de times we land to SP…

Reason: 2 beers are not enough for Joy n Hawaiian shack is not affordable more than once in a week’

*for old frens*- read SP as FKD n Hawaiian shack as Strokes …

yeah I was telling bout …Manni bhai…

he z lyk big brother to me…n I respect him a lot…but I noticed a change in his behavior in last few days …he has taken swear to quit playin age of empires n to drink only in weekends …its ok with AOE…he has conquered many territories n now he z king of a big state… …but wht bout booze??? How can some1 can take such immoral resolution…I mean wht bout de poor waiters?? Wht if SP went for downsizing of de organization..

Stoner says…

ORGNIZATION: Two or more people who work together in a structured way to achieve a specific goal or set of goals

Yours truly says

e.g. :

Organization: S P

No. of workers: 10-15 (they don disclose de real num ..may be because of taxes I think thats y kitchen z always closed)

Specific goal: To serve Truth (fir haath mein sharab hai sach bolta hoon mein)

So this is our responsibility as citizen of our proud nation that such social organizations should flourish…

Havin no other option left I m here again…n guess wht I m going to give my expert reviews about Casino royal and Dhoom-2 and comparison between Rimi Sen n Eva Green…..and Uday Chopra n Daniel Craig…

Rimi Sen: Total 11 dialogues including few single liners like hmmm… kaise??? Kahan??

Eva Green: Heard very few of hers…she z gorgeous enuf to distract my hearing ability..

Do u really think I am going to compare de two guys?? or movies??

I don’t like these critics…near bout every movie z not worth watching for them… I liked both de movies…but m not gonna write their reviews…it’s easily available in net n that too with expert tips like do’s n don’ts of Bond…n debate over Bond falling in love….

Actually I started writin with our Alibagh’s trip in mind but Manni Bhai’s deception has to be disclosed…

Yeah ..Alibagh.. As usual it was Tango’s plan … as usual it was night…as usual he wanted to leave in an hour… as usual it wasn’t weekend….as usual we had class next day…as usual I was de first1 to gt de invitation…as usual I didn’t took a second to say yes.. but he z writin CFA next week so I said(reluctantly) to plan after his exam…but I knew he’ll not listen to this logic…classes r never a prob for us…n night z de best tym to start ne journey…still remem Matheran’s trip.. actually that trip z source of inspiration for our adventurous n not pre-planned trips… empty local (rare site in mumbai xcept last few trains after 12), half an hour walk in jungle at 2 a.m. with an unknown man (who didn’t uttered a single word in whole journey) n a torch…heavy rain…beer cans…darna mana hai part-2….pandu’s planchette .. Tango’s horror stories...awesome…not going to write that story… somethings should remain secret…. ;))

This z one of de pic i clicked in tht trip..

Pandu,Harsha n Teku

Teku our third partner we knew will join….our first target ….Manni bhai ….tried hard to convince him…but he have excuse for every damn situation…that day’s excuse.. “I am tired enough to move”….but I believed him…I guess he had to fight for hours to win few new empires(AOE)…I have seen his dedication for winning wars..

Joy’s new passion z library….three weeks b4 his passion was SP but he z a changed(read boring) man now…but I know people change…SP z waitin for his comeback so are we…

JOY (old one)

NEW JOY

Harsha had to attend birthday party of Mimo’s mom…though Mimo n his paternal uncles(3)joined de gang but harsha didn’t…sorry to those who aren’t getting de complex relationship but as I said somethings are better left unsaid….Guti, ropes ,sarna n Bheema joined…wht??? Chicks ;) we never ask to chicks.. .no …no …not that!! We all are straight… u want to know reasons???

~ H is always silent n folks are classy :D~ begging ur pardon again but this coding was unavoidable….

Hired a sumo …started our journey at 11 in nite…. picked fuel(booze) to keep our spirits high…by 12 ..near Vashi we came 2 knw tht all de diesel pumps hv sm sorta strike tht day…neways…after an hour’s exploration .. finally found a pump n gt de tank refilled…our’s as well as sumo’s…didn’t remem much after a beer ,2 breezers n 4 pegs down my belly…but after an hour I remem sarna bhai was pukin… most of my batch mates are dumb n darpok types.. but sarna z one of de exceptions .. I lyk him n his cool attitude…sarna n mimo’s father (Mithun) r 2 guys who can compete me for low attendance.. I didn’t expected this puke thn 4m him…neways sometimes it happens….

Another thin I remem z Mimo(funniest creature in our clg) ,tango n ropes discussing sumthin very serious…I didn’t got wht was de topic but at times I felt Mimo was bout to cry...yeah…I remem ropes sayin “expectations shouldn’t be there”.n tango givin some good gd points too ….fine…I mean I too believe in wht Ropi said n generally Ropes n tango speak sensible things …but to Mimo??? I mean Mimo..this all wasn’t Mimo’s concern…I doubt he even listened to dere points…he started discussion with Mr X’s attitude 2wards him n he wanted some consolidations n words of sympathy but his target segment wasn’t correct…I mean tango n ropi…nah!!Gals r better for this sorta stuff!! Finally Mimo wasn’t able to digest de heavy stuff …n he himself quit de discussion…yeah for de sake of those who don know dese nick names n relations lemme try to xplain de relations…

Mimo: de naughty kid

Age: 21(looks like 21 acts like 12)

Passion: guitar

Mithun: Mimo’s father (not here in this story but for future references)

Age: 24(looks like 24 ...feels his maturity level as 53 ...n acts like 17)

Passion: comp games

Mummy: Mimo’ mom (divorced wth Mithun now happily livin wth Mimo’s new father)

Age: 24 (looks like 34 ...feels bout herself as 12)

Passion: I doubt if she has one

Mimo have 4 paternal uncles, 1 paternal aunt, no maternal uncles, three maternal aunts n at least 12 candidates as his new dad…Mimo loves her mom n maternal aunts n hates all de prospective dads …at a tym they all were a happy family n Mimo was happy too but one bright morning he saw everythin was over…neways…back to de story..

From the moment I listened to de plan …my imagination was filled with scenes of Ishq Vishq …I thought de journey to be of 3 hours but it was 3 am n there wasn’t ne glimpse of beaches… few of us felt hungry …n de only option available was a thella of “anda bhurji”..I don like anda bhurji at all but there wasn’t ne other option …n tht day I came 2 know how anda bhurji with 40 eggs is made…by tht tym we were in Alibagh ….then started de search of beach which lasted 3 n half hours…

Driver: So here comes de beach…. (pointing towards an area 4m where u can have a glimpse of sea if u don rotate ur eyes more than 45 degree)

Mimo: yo!!! yo!!!! It’s so beautiful….finally we arrived…

Teku: doesn’t look like a beach..

Bheema: I wanna pee!!

Guti: (pointing to a hotel): there z a swimming pool inside..We can drink there..

I : Where z de beach of Ishq vishq???

Tango being de one who had been to alibagh earlier …said let’s go2 some other place…

Driver reluctantly started de sumo again…..half an hour later …a diversion came with three turns… (Time- 3:30, road empty.. no one around to confirm which z de right turn..)

Driver: Which way??

Tango: This way..

Teku: That way…

Guti: doesn’t look like right way

Teku n Tango: how do u know??

Guti: Arabian Sea z in right side of India…

Highly impressive logic…hats off for u bro!!

15 Mins later……

I don remem de name of de beach…but plan was changed to go 2 another beach sum 15 km away…

didn’t find ne beach there too… except few ponds…Mimo was in mood to sit dere n play his guitar.. guti supported de logic to have some drinks…thnxz heavens.. Bill wasn’t passed by majority…finally we saw a board showin…. Murud-57 Km..

Tango:yeah..this was de beach I have been to last tym…we shud go dere only..

Every1:ok…(if mimo wudn’t have thrown de idea of pond site guitar session I doubt de sound of ok in unison)

An hour later-

Murud-2km

4 Mins later-

xxxxx(don remem de stupid name)-23 km

I - where z de fuckin beach???

No one responded…

I-where de hell z beach???

Mimo(wakes up n start shoutin)-yo!! Beach beach…

Mimo (next moment)-is beach other side… (lookin to his back)

Tango-there must be a bench in de middle of road…I still remem…

10 mins later-

Bheema: fuck u…how can be a bench in de middle of de road..

Tango: there z one…

Sarna bhai after 5 hours sleep finally wakes up n tells de driver 2 take left turn…

Tango: but there zn’t ne bench..

SARNA: I have been here last month…

Every1(except Tango who was still searchin de bench): then y de hell were u sleepin???

Teku: how can be a beach at de hill top…?

Guti:dere must be a slope later…

With god’s grace an aunty (age: 60 sumthin) with a dog comes ….

Bheema: Aunty is dere ne beach syd this way???

Aunty:kya??

Bheema:kya yahan kahin samundra ka kinara milega…

Aunty: (angry with bheem’s act of indecency who took aunty’s hearin prob as lingo prob) go straight n take left…

Thanks heavens Bheema replied thanks not dhanyawad…few laughing sessions on bheema’s shuddh hindi…

15 mins later-

Bheema: seems like aunty ne popat bana diya!!

Sarna: no this is the right way..

Tango: no…bench zn’t here…

Mimo:(tryin to play guitar but space not allowin him) no probz we can stay here n have fun..

Sarna: hey…look here comes de beach..

I swear juhu beach was 100 times cleaner as compared to that thin….smell of fishes was all I cud smell at 5 in morning…ishq vishq wasn’t shot in alibagh for a sure I thought…

Tango: see I knew beach was smwhere near bench in de middle of road…not here

Sarna: this z de only beach..

Guti (to driver):u have been here 4 times??

Driver :( smiles) sahab ab itna kahan yaad rehta hai

I felt like to slap him…neways …after 15 mins discussion it was decided we’ll go n have some drinks at a bit cleaner place n when some good souls(those who wake up early in morning) will be dere to show us de way then we’ll move……

Leavin de rest of de story that how we reached there…just telling u after an hour we were there n finally we didn’t found ne bench on de middle of de road…but de place Tango was telling was de same…reason for de bench thin tango later remembered …there was some pooja n all de day he came…so may be that’s y bench was in de middle of de road…..

But now I think that overnight journey was worth travellin 2 come 2 dat place….awesome!!!!!!!! I mean dere are no words to describe de beauty of the beach….

BHEEMA!!!

GUTI....

TEKU...

BHeema n Tango(i don thin u'll find ne prob in identifyin who z BHEEMA n who z TANGO)

Tango , Ropes n Sarna...

Yours Truly...

That’s how life goes on...

Statutory warning: This blog zn’t worth reading…

INTRODUCTION:

In writing this piece of shit, I have drawn from the relevant memories of my not so sharp brain (it's already 6 a.m. n I wasn’t able to sleep whole nyt so u can guess wht to expect 4m urs truly..). Now those who r still reading..thnx for ur kindness n yeah please don get confused….m still de same.. wasn’t studyin ... watched butterfly effect (awesome movie man!!) n few hours of orkuttin...

ACKNOWLEDGEMENT:

I owe my deep sense of gratitude to my insomnia, boredom, fully faaltu conditions and Jain, Ami n Ln for not being here as writin this blog wud be de last thin i cud be doin in tht case (there were far more interesting thins to do)

I am equally grateful to eco mam for canceling tomorrow’s class.. ( actually class z after 2 hrs n 10 mins.. bt I change date in my biological calendar only after 7 hrs sexy sleep…plz don argue whether sleeps r sexy or not…intelligent ppl knw they r….) I heard dis cancelin thin z a rumor bt I don't bother to confirm 4m CR coz. I am not goin to attend that bogus class neways…and I feel really good when there z a justified reason for bunkin …Morphius (matrix says its all in mind…u r wht u think….n situations r as u see them…so I never heard there ws a confusion bout class ..It’s cancelled …: D

I hope all de intellectual readers will find introduction and acknowledgement enough to quit reading…n thnx to all de generous n faaltu souls lyk me who r still here..

Hazaaron Khwahishain 'eisee Ke Har Khwahish Pe Dam Nikle
Bohot Nikle Mere Armaan Lekin Fir Bhee Kam Nikle

Nikalna Khud Se Aadam Ka Sunte Aayain Hain Lekin
Bohot Be_aabru Hokar Tere Kooche Se Ham Nikle

Mohabbat Mein Naheen Hai Farq Jeene Aur Marne Kaa
Usee Ko Dekh Kar Jeete Hain Jis Kaafir Pe Dam Nikle

Khuda Ke Waaste Parda Na Kaabe Se Uthaa Zaalim
Kaheen 'eisa Na Ho Yahan Bhee Wohee Kaafir Sanam Nikle

Kahaan Maikhaane Ka Darwaaza 'ghalib' Aur Kahaan Waaiz
Par Itana Jaante Hain Kal Wo Jaata Tha Ke Ham Nikle

Jagjeet singh sahab ki aawaz mein mirza ghalib ki ghazal ..

de 1 m listenin 4m last 3 hrs…don knw y..neither i listen to 1 song for 3 hrs nor m die hard fan of ghazals... I listen to ghazals n I lyk dem... but dere r few occasions only… when m drunked or whenr I feel low…but right now neither m drunked nor m feelin low…U knw.. dere z a song for every situation …n de literature n songs u lyk at ne particular tym reflects ur state of mind…n m wanderin whts mine…I don knw…really I don…

Life is a journey ... a journey of many miles... with many cross roads... Many a times it’s so clear and visible and yet many a times the fog of time makes everything so obscure. It answers so many questions.. But every answers it conceives a fresh inquisitiveness.. Thats how life goes... I have so many questions left to answer. But candidly speaking.. I don’t know whether all this is what I want to live for.., The decision is wide open! Like life.. Like the night.. Like the moon!

Is this thin getting serious or awkward or senseless or borin???(remove question mark urself…can’t write my puke yukkk myself…..bt I knw it must b 1 out of 4 options for u ppl…) lemme try to xplain de feelings thru a story (nt an interstin1)…n yeah nothin z guaranteed by urs truly neither the fun nor the worth of reading senseless tlks of a poor soul who haven’t slept 4m last 39 hrs….

Wanna write this one seriously… but can’t help it, I believe in humor can convey better than serious tlks…dere z another phrase i lyk ...SILENCE SPEAKS BETTER THAN WORDS…it works when u don hv words…situations where u can examine de usefulness of phrase:

U are sleepin in class..n prof. suddenly asks u a tricky question(though I practice de funda at every quest..)

Ur galfren/boyfren asks u to utter truth bout wht u really feel bout her/him ….

Ur best fren asks how was de coffee she made…

Ur mom asks u whether u r cumin back by 10 in nyt…

Sorry for divertin 4m topic again…yeah …story…

I found a book of astronomy in mom's shelf when i was in 1st std... I wasn’t capable of getting nethin tht ws written but had gone thru evry single word I cud pronounce(gosh!! when I calculated fog* index of tht book durin my last visit to home … it came out to b 16!!)

[*Fog Index is a test designed to measure the readability of a sample of English text. The resulting number is an indication of the number of years of formal education that a person requires in order to easily understand the text on the first reading. That is, if a passage has a fog index of 12, it has the reading level of a U.S. high school senior. The test was developed by Robert Gunning, an American businessman, in 1952.

Formula:

Reference: www.wikepedia.org … (this part z here for de beauty of my blog n to make me feel like a real author)

Images of heavenly bodies ws all I used to fantasize.... I dreamed of moon n stars...Rakesh Sharma(India’s proud astronomer) was my idol….as urs truly grew matured (4th std) ...I read bout black holes, supernova, meteorites ,solar astronomy, galaxies and clusters, cosmology, Hubble… my room lukd more lyk a planetarium wth posters of heavenly bodies all around…

Anshima di were my best fren n legal adviser (qualification: 7^th std student) …whenevr there ws a prob…she was de1 I wud luk for… We used to tlk for hours…one bright morning she told me she’s gonna be a doctor in future… akshay died last nyt in absence of proper care n she decided she wont let this happen again to ne of de other dogs in de locality…to become a doctor ws de only solution…next few days were spent in changing our den to a clinic… we used 1 of de garage in her bungalow as our meeting point…we had 2 keys…n entry was prohibited for outsiders(including our parents n frens…) we had two questions to solve...first.. wht are the thins we needed for our clinic…sec... how to get them...Table explains everythin..

Object	Source	Plan of action	Time	Nature of job	Honor
Stethoscope	Her Dr. aunt(mausi)	Theft	4 pm while she z sleepin	tough	Anshima Di
Medicines	Her mom	Bio mam has asked for…	Netym!!	easy	Anshima Di
Apron	Ankit bhaiyya (our neighbor)	Shreya di(his crush) has asked for..	Netym!!	Very easy	Mine
Table lamp	Shashi aunty (neighbor)	Theft	While she z watchin tv	medium	Anshima di
Prescription diary n posters	Her Dr. aunt(mausi)	request	Netym!!	easy	Anshima Di
Patients (dogs)	Our colony	Utha ke le aao	7-9 pm	medium	Both of us

I was impressed by di’s determination n intelligence…she knew wht she want 4m her lyf… n dumb me …y don I hv ne aim?? 4^th std student must have one…I ws impressed by astronomy bt question ws whether ths astronomy business cud give me a drive lyf long ?? i was confused.. but everythin was crystal clear after I watched few episodes of “I dream of Jeanie”.. astronaut!! …yeah.. I want to b an astronaut…Major Nelson was my new idol(main lead actor in "I dream of Jeanie") ...Anshima di was happy too after listenin to my resolution.. nw we had two parts in our den.. one lukd lyk a clinic n other space station (obviously w/o ne hi-tech instruments)…though we tried a lot to convince my mom to buy a telescope but all in vain..nw when I luk bck.. I think she was afraid of me exploring new galaxy or lyf in cosmos.. jaadu…koi mil gaya …krissh ..finally dangers...

After 3 years when I was in class 7^th n Di in 10^th…. She decided she's not gonna take biology in +2.. thnxz heavens.. she took a right decision...bio wasn't her cup of tea n astronomy wasn't my cup of coffee(i prefer coffee over tea ) Reasons: She fainted evrytym she saw blood n I hv minor form of claustrophobia…nw wht next.. both of us were in dilemma …urgency to take a decision was intense in her case..as she has to apply for her stream next yr…but I took decision first.. I acted in a play in skool n 4m tht day I observed attitude of gals of our class changed towards me…theatre was my new dream.. n Shahrukh was my new idol..Anshima Di's decision was taken by her dad.. she had to apply for math…she joined hell lotta coaching n I was busy in rehearsals .. frequency of our meetings decreased …still we had meetings in weekends bt nw topics of discussion changed …we talked bout our crushes…movies….but our clandestine meetings went undiscovered for years.. coz we had swear to keep de secret of our cult ( wth 2 members only :D)

After her +2 she joined engg ... I was in class 10^th…I realized theatre is gud for fun but its not worth to devote ur lyf too…tht needs a noble cause…I was still thinking…n tht was de toughest tym as durin tht period only I gt hurt in game of love (interested readers can refer to previous blog of mine)…I wrote few poetries…n started scribbling diary…n nxt word tht cme to my mind was Author...yeah author..y not...its a respectable n social job after all...but tht decision didn’t even lasted few months..i wasn't even able to choose my new idol this tym... urs truly lazy Libran have periods of enthu n passion but the count z negligible in comparison to days of laziness..n this writin business needs hell lotta tym...

I decided to give de opportunity of deciding my stream to mom…she refused…how cud she do this to me?? There z a very false tradition in our family…one has to take his own decisions…I don lyk this libertarian attitude 4m very beginin…may b this cud adversely affect innocent child’s personality…how?? I don know how…but surely this practice has adverse effects…[one more example of usefulness of SILENCE SPEAKS BETTER THAN WORDS..u don have words…so keep ur mouth shut..:D] have u watched final destination??? Must watch…there z a dialogue “u get signs”.. I too got one …all of my frens were takin math I followed de tradition…m very loyal too my frens..(thnxz to abhijeet, laddu, navneet n harsh)…

Class 12^th.. m very close to my mausi …most of my vacations r spent at her place only..she z a doctor…I hv thot bout this option too but m very bad at spellings n pronunciation of complex words ..How cud 1 knw correct pronunciation of words lyk Erythropoietin (IPA pronunciation: [ɪˌɹɪθ.ɹoˈpo.ɪ.tɪn], alternative pronunciations: [ɪˌrɪθroʊˈpɔɪtn, əˌrɪθroʊ-, əˌriθroʊ-]…I can’t …never.. but I luvd my Mausa ji’s lyf style…he z a colonel in army…golf, clubs, booze n wht not…thts a royal lyf man!!!..(didn’t mention of wars n all coz I wasn’t able to see 1)...n NDA z de place where I meant to go…(new idol: mausa ji )filled form…cracked written examination…gt thru interview…but I did one mistake..my loyal frens made me fill few other forms too..n unfortunately I gt thru SEE too..i got de best govt coll in our state…suddenly all of my family members forgot de tradition they inhibited 4m their grandparents aeons ago…of givin freedom to take one’s own decision. I was forced to join engg…

Engineering days.. nw when I remem those days there z only one song which comes to my mind..

I got my first real six-string
Bought it at the five-and-dime
Played 'til my fingers bled
It was summer of '69

Me and some guys from school
Had a Band and we tried real hard
Jimmy quit and Jody got married
I should known we'd never get far

Oh when I lock back now
That was seems to last forever
And if I had the choice
Ya - I'd always wanna be there
Those were the best days of my life


Ain't no use in complainin'
When you got a job to do
Spent my evenin's down at the drive in
And that's when I met you

Standin on a mama's porch
You told me that you'd wait forever
Oh and when you held my hand
I knew that it was no or never
Those were the best days of my life

Back in Summer of '69

Man we were killin' time
We were young and restless
We needed to unwind
I guess nothin' can last forever, no

And now the times are changin'
Look at everything that's come and gone
Somethimes when I play that old six-string
I think about ya wonder what went wrong

Standin' on a mama's porch
You told me it would last forever
Oh the way you held my hand
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life

Back in summer of '69

No doubt…those were de best days of my lyf n ’ll cherish dem for de rest of my lyf…m nt gonna write bout tht tym here …it needs thousands of pages n tht too ‘ll run short.. Jain ,ami ,Ln, Rahul ,Jeevendra,samvedna, neha n few more names I can’t pen down here…miss u all…

Then came last year of engg…again loyalty of urs truly towards his frens made him to write CAT.. nw he z pursuin MBA 4m a gud college …but this isn’t wht I want to be…nah!!

Life is a journey ... a journey of many miles... with many cross roads.. Many a times it’s so clear and visible and yet many a times the fog of time makes everything so obscure. It answers so many questions.. But every answers it conceives a fresh inquisitiveness.. That’s how life goes... I have so many questions left to answer. But candidly speaking.. I don’t know whether all this is what I want to live for.., The decision is wide open! Like life.. Like the night.. Like the moon!